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The Java engineer pleads for his life until Thymeleaf enters the chat. For the uninitiated, Thymeleaf is a Java template engine that's supposed to make HTML generation easier. Instead, it creates a special circle of developer hell where simple tasks require arcane syntax and debugging feels like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. The engineer would literally rather face a firing squad than wrestle with Thymeleaf's bizarre attribute processors and context objects for one more sprint. Death becomes the preferable alternative to `th:each` loops and Spring integration headaches.

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Developer: "Tea bags are so intuitive they don't need instructions." End user: *dunks entire tea bag, wrapper and all, into hot water* And that's why we write documentation for even the most "obvious" features. Users will find ways to break your software that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dreams. The line between intuitive and incomprehensible is thinner than your project deadline.

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The crushing realization that the web isn't powered by mystical forces but rather by a horrifying patchwork of JavaScript frameworks, browser quirks, and legacy code held together with duct tape and prayers. The transition from "this must be magic" to "dear god, it's all just if-statements in a trench coat" is enough to make anyone shed a single dramatic tear.