Trust Issues: A Developer's Relationship With Clipboard

Workflow Productivity Copy paste Keyboard shortcuts Trust issues Coding habits Clipboard Ctrl+c Ctrl+v Developer paranoia

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Trust Issues: A Developer's Relationship With Clipboard

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The evolution of a developer's paranoia in three stages:

Peasant tier: Using the mouse to highlight, right-click, and select copy/paste like some kind of digital caveman.

Intermediate tier: Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V keyboard shortcuts. Efficient. Respectable.

Enlightened tier: Ctrl+C pressed five times followed by Ctrl+V because the clipboard has betrayed you too many times before. Trust nothing. Verify everything.

The real senior developers don't even trust their own keyboard inputs anymore. Not after... the incident.

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