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The stick figure enthusiastically declares JavaScript as their favorite language, only to reveal why: JavaScript's infamous type coercion turns "11" + 1 into "111" (string concatenation) but "11" - 1 into 10 (numeric subtraction). This is the programming equivalent of falling in love with someone for their most chaotic trait. It's like saying "I adore this person because they alphabetize their bookshelf but organize their fridge by color." The drunk character in the corner just watching this madness unfold is every senior developer who's been burned by these quirks but has Stockholm syndrome at this point.

The eternal developer's paradox: You spend hours explaining why a feature is technically unsound, logically flawed, and practically useless. Your entire team agrees it's a disaster waiting to happen. Then the client sees it and acts like you've invented sliced bread 2.0. That moment when your professional trauma gets mistaken for genius... and somehow you still have to support this monstrosity for the next five years. But hey, the invoice cleared!

The optimistic "let's split the work" phase vs the reality of integration hell. What starts as a clean division of labor ("You do frontend, I'll do backend!") inevitably devolves into a catastrophic electrical storm when the two systems finally meet. Those peaceful smiles transform into thousand-yard stares as they desperately try to connect incompatible interfaces while questioning their career choices. The backend expects XML, the frontend sends JSON, and somehow both are using different authentication schemes. Integration day: where friendships die and Stack Overflow tabs multiply.

Ah yes, the sacred developer survival instinct! Just like checking for cars on a one-way street despite the rules saying they only come from one direction, a real developer never trusts the documentation, API specs, or that "perfectly working" legacy code. Sure, the function says it returns a string—but is it really a string or some unholy string-like object waiting to explode your production server? Trust issues aren't a bug in our profession—they're a feature!