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The Optimism To PTSD Pipeline
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
4 days ago 65.6K views 1 shares
The Optimism To PTSD Pipeline
Ah, the notorious software development time estimate paradox! The top panel shows the blissfully ignorant phase where everyone's laughing about a "few weeks" timeline. Fast forward to the bottom panel—shell-shocked, battle-worn, and still debugging the same project a full year later. That initial estimate aged like milk left in a hot car. It's the software equivalent of "just one more bug to fix" turning into your permanent life motto. Next time someone asks for a timeline, just multiply by π and add six months for good measure.

How Software Projects Are Managed
Agile Devops Programming
2 months ago 82.4K views 0 shares
How Software Projects Are Managed
Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.

Most Humble Ui Designer
Frontend Webdev Agile Programming
2 months ago 98.7K views 0 shares
Most Humble Ui Designer
Oh boy! The classic project timeline showdown! 😂 The manager drops the one-month bomb, and the eager junior dev (bless their innocent heart) jumps in with a resounding "YES!!" Meanwhile, the UI/UX designer is giving that side-eye that screams "you sweet summer child." That pigeon meme face is the universal symbol for "I'm about to destroy this junior's entire career with my pixel-perfect demands and 17 design iterations." The junior hasn't yet learned that UI designers exist in a different time-space continuum where a month might as well be 5 minutes!