Ship First Under Stand Never

production Deployment Hotfix Rollback Chaos Technical debt Ship it

Devops Programming Debugging Backend Agile

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Ship First Under Stand Never

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The Chernobyl control room energy is strong with this one. Someone suggests rolling back the production deployment, another asks what they'd even roll back to, and the third guy drops the real truth bomb: nobody has a clue what's running in prod right now.

Classic "move fast and break things" taken to its logical conclusion. You've shipped so many hotfixes, patches, and "temporary" solutions that the production environment has become a beautiful mystery box. Git history? Deployment logs? Documentation? Those are for teams that aren't living on the edge.

The title says it all—Ship First, Understand Never. Why waste time understanding your codebase when you could be shipping features? Rollback strategies are for people who remember what they deployed in the first place.

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