I'm A DevOps Engineer And This Is Deep

I'm A DevOps Engineer And This Is Deep
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The DevOps pipeline journey: where you fail spectacularly through eight different stages before finally achieving a single successful deploy, only to immediately break something else and start the whole catastrophic cycle again. It's like watching someone walk through a minefield, step on every single mine, get blown back to the start, and then somehow stumble through successfully on pure luck and desperation.

That top line of red X's? That's your Monday morning after someone pushed to production on Friday at 4:59 PM. The middle line? Tuesday's "quick fix" that somehow made things worse. And that beautiful bottom line of green checkmarks? That's Wednesday at 3 AM when you've finally fixed everything and your CI/CD pipeline is greener than your energy drink-fueled hallucinations.

The real tragedy is that one red X on the bottom line—that's the single test that passes locally but fails in production because "it works on my machine" is the DevOps equivalent of "thoughts and prayers."

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