Feels Good

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Feels Good

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You know that rush of pure dopamine when someone finally grants you admin privileges and you can actually fix things instead of just filing tickets into the void? That's the vibe here.

Being an administrator is cool and all—you get to feel important, maybe sudo your way through life. But the REAL high? Having authorization to actually push changes to production. No more begging the DevOps team, no more waiting for approval chains longer than a blockchain, no more "have you tried turning it off and on again" when you KNOW what needs to be done.

It's the difference between being able to see the problem and being able to nuke it from orbit. SpongeBob gets it—that ecstatic, unhinged joy of finally having the keys to the kingdom. Now excuse me while I deploy on a Friday.

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