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The Honor System Security Model
Security Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
3 days ago 97.4K views 0 shares
The Honor System Security Model
When a dropdown explicitly tells you not to select something, it's basically sending an engraved invitation to every developer's curiosity. That "Only for Admin Use" option might as well be labeled "Click Here to See What Happens." Nothing says "robust security model" quite like putting admin privileges in a user-facing dropdown and just hoping people follow instructions. It's the digital equivalent of putting a cookie jar on the counter with a sticky note saying "Please don't eat" and expecting that to work.

Why Can't I Install Things Myself
Programming Security Devops Docker Windows
18 days ago 99.7K views 0 shares
Why Can't I Install Things Myself
Ah, the classic corporate tech hostage situation. You're hired as a developer, yet somehow expected to code with nothing but Notepad and prayers. The IT department—those mystical gatekeepers of admin privileges—stand between you and basic functionality like Docker, VS Code, and PostgreSQL. Meanwhile, you're sitting there like a carpenter who's been handed a banana instead of a hammer, screaming internally "I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!!" while submitting your 17th ticket to install npm. Nothing quite captures the absurdity of modern software development like needing permission to do the job they're paying you for. Fun fact: The average developer spends approximately 84 years of their career waiting for IT to approve software installations. I might have made that up, but it certainly feels true.

Sudo: The Ultimate Permission Slip
Linux Security Bash Programming
1 month ago 107.1K views 0 shares
Sudo: The Ultimate Permission Slip
The ultimate Linux flex: getting stopped by the permission police only to whip out your sudo permit. System files cower in fear when they see that magical four-letter command coming. Windows users are still filling out paperwork with their admin, while Linux users just casually drop a sudo and suddenly have the digital equivalent of diplomatic immunity. The power trip is real - nothing says "I'm the captain now" like overriding file permissions with a single word.

Could Take Down Whole Website But Does Not
Security Webdev Programming Databases
2 months ago 143.4K views 0 shares
Could Take Down Whole Website But Does Not
The ethical hacker paradox in full glory. You've gained access to the entire kingdom—admin privileges, database credentials, the whole shebang—but instead of wreaking havoc, you're just sending a Discord message like "hey, I'm in." That smug face says it all: "I could drop all your tables with a single command, but I'm just gonna sip my cigarette and let you know your security is made of wet paper towels." The true power move isn't destroying everything—it's showing restraint when you absolutely don't have to.

Security Is Everything (Except The Password)
Security Networking Devops Programming
3 months ago 116.7K views 0 shares
Security Is Everything (Except The Password)
Spending millions on security infrastructure only to have your credentials set to "admin/admin" is like installing a bank vault door on a cardboard box. The CISO's horrified face says it all - watching that fancy security castle crumble because someone couldn't be bothered to use a password manager. It's the corporate equivalent of installing a state-of-the-art home security system but leaving your spare key under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it.

What Canisay
Linux Security Devops Programming
3 months ago 124.8K views 0 shares
What Canisay
That moment when your computer treats you like a stranger in your own home. Nothing says "digital betrayal" quite like being denied access to folders you created on your machine because apparently Windows thinks you're some kind of digital peasant. Meanwhile, the System Admin account is living it up with VIP access to everything like it owns the place. The ultimate power move? Having to give yourself permission to access your own files. It's like needing to show ID to enter your own bathroom.