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Content Juozas Kaziukenas juokaz If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead. 111617, 4:34 PM 1,345 Retweets 2,713 Likes

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That DEVILISH smile when you think you're about to clock out, but your client is holding the ULTIMATE UNO REVERSE CARD OF DOOM! 🔥 There you are, innocent as a newborn lamb, finishing your "last task" while the client lurks in the shadows with a HAND FULL OF NIGHTMARES - bugs, change requests, and more bugs! The audacity! The betrayal! The complete and utter DEVASTATION of your evening plans! And yet we smile through the pain, don't we? Because what else can you do when your 5PM departure just got pushed to "see you at sunrise, sucker!" 💀

Scientists: "Let's understand why our experiment worked so we can replicate it and advance human knowledge." Programmers: "Dear god, nobody commit anything to the repo. I fixed the bug by removing a semicolon and adding it back. I have no idea why it works now, but if anyone breathes on this code it'll probably explode." The true mark of an experienced developer isn't writing perfect code—it's the haunted look they get when something unexpectedly works on the first try.

The classic corporate strategy vs. rogue tech reviewer showdown. NVIDIA's Jensen Huang thinks he's clever by timing the RTX 5060 release during Computex to avoid early negative reviews. Meanwhile, some absolute madlad tech reviewer just brings an entire PC setup to his hotel room in Taiwan and benchmarks it anyway. It's the hardware equivalent of "you can't fire me, I quit" but with more RGB lighting and jet engine fan noise. The look on Jensen's face in the last panel is the exact same expression every engineering manager has when their carefully crafted release plan gets demolished by someone who just doesn't give a damn about their marketing strategy.