Deploy Or Destroy

Deploy Or Destroy
devops-memes, deployment-memes, backend-memes, database-memes, typo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Junior dev casually announces they're about to nuke the backend and database at 9:40 AM like they're ordering coffee. Boss tries calling—ignored. Then comes the classic "Deploy*" with an asterisk that screams "I meant destroy but autocorrect saved literally nothing." Followed by "Apologies" and desperate pleas to just pick up the phone and take the day off. The junior's response? "Don't worry. It was a typo." Yeah, sure it was. Boss knows better and insists anyway because some typos cost six figures and a weekend.

That asterisk is doing more heavy lifting than the entire CI/CD pipeline. One character difference between shipping features and shipping your career to the unemployment office.

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