Backups

You know that warm fuzzy feeling you get after setting up your backup system? Yeah, that's false confidence. Your backup exists in a quantum superposition of "working" and "completely useless" until you actually try to restore from it—and spoiler alert, most people discover it's the latter AFTER their production database goes up in flames. Until you've tested that restore, you're basically just paying cloud storage fees to feel better about yourself. It's like buying insurance but never reading the policy—sure, the paperwork exists, but will it actually save you when disaster strikes? Probably not. Test your backups, people, or you're just hoarding expensive digital anxiety.