Schrodinger Memes

Schrödinger's bug report just dropped! Someone actually created a GitHub issue requesting quantum uncertainty support for the number 13. According to them, the number should exist in a superposition of being both thirteen and not thirteen simultaneously until .observe() is called. The cherry on top? You get bonus points if the value only collapses to true when nobody's looking at the console. Because that's exactly how I want my production code to behave—completely unpredictable until a customer calls support. Next PR: "Please add support for time travel debugging where errors fix themselves if you stare at them long enough."