Tab Tab Tragedy: Blueprint Vs Reality

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Tab Tab Tragedy: Blueprint Vs Reality

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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

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