Type Shit My Code Be Doing

minecraft Unexpected behavior Game-dev Rendering bugs Build errors Wrong-output

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Type Shit My Code Be Doing

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When your debugging session takes an unexpected turn and your code somehow ends up rendering a Minecraft scene instead of your application. That moment when you're expecting data visualization but get block visualization instead. The compiler took "build environment" a bit too literally.

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