Type Shit My Code Be Doing

Content Is it common for software engineers to take out their laptops on the train only to stare at it without doing anything? Well, yes... Legally, you have to or you'll lose vour license as a software engineer. LOL. But seriously, he just shut his laptop, opened it back up, pressed a button and resumed staring at it... Oh yeah! Now he's browsing his phone while staring.. It's called debugging. You stare at the code until it works again! Why do you guys get paid so much?

You know that moment when you've burned through your entire cloud credits trial and finally look at what you actually built? That primitive cave-dweller confusion hits hard. "What language is this? Did I write this garbage? Why are there 47 nested if-statements?" Nothing quite matches the primal horror of seeing your own code after the dopamine of free resources wears off. Suddenly your "revolutionary" app looks like it was written by someone banging rocks together while grunting "API good, callback bad."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this calculator! You input 7 × 5, expecting a boring old 35, and what do you get? "Hello World"?! SERIOUSLY?! 💀 When your first coding project is such a disaster that basic math transforms into introductory programming phrases. The calculator had ONE JOB—to calculate—but decided to have an existential crisis instead and greet the universe! This is what happens when you let your code decide its own career path without proper supervision!

The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of junior devs saying they "vibe coded" something! 💀 Senior developers' souls literally leave their bodies when they hear this phrase. That look of pure, undiluted judgment isn't just disappointment—it's the face of someone who spent 15 years perfecting their craft only to hear some kid claim they wrote production code while half-watching Netflix and "feeling the flow." Meanwhile, the senior dev is mentally reviewing the 47 security vulnerabilities and technical debt nightmare they'll have to fix next sprint. The contempt is so thick you could compile it into a binary!

Content me optimizing my code without actually fixing it: I can't do it can't In it

Content robin dreams sloth 1d the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf?? 19 "Fine." "TIl do it myself."