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The harsh truth of developer legacy! While you're grinding away with 80-hour weeks, stress migraines, and that fancy "Senior Architecture Solutions Engineer" title, the only thing your colleagues will actually remember is that one fateful git push -f that took down the payment system during Black Friday. Your technical brilliance? Forgotten. That time you debugged a race condition at 2AM? Nobody cares. But accidentally merge a single undefined variable to production, and suddenly you're immortalized in company folklore as "that person who cost us $2M in 15 minutes." The dev version of "you build a thousand bridges, but you **** ONE goat..."

Ah, the ancient art of developer revenge. That guy who said "it's all in the documentation" before quitting? Yeah, he left you hieroglyphics. Nothing says "figure it out yourself" quite like documentation that requires a Rosetta Stone to decipher. The best part? He's probably sipping margaritas somewhere, giggling every time he imagines you staring at his "comprehensive notes" with that thousand-yard debug stare. This is why exit interviews should include a documentation sanity check and why we all secretly fear the phrase "Bob was the only one who understood that system."

Content Me beginning a new project: I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father Me 40 hours in fixing bugs: I want to be free of this pain.

Remember the ancient times of 2022 when developers wrote their own code? Now we're all just whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT and hoping it understands our vague requirements. Coding without AI assistance has become the programming equivalent of churning your own butter or writing with a quill pen. "Did you hear? Sarah actually remembers how to reverse a binary tree WITHOUT asking Claude!" *gasps dramatically* The real flex in 2024 isn't having a Lamborghini—it's being able to debug your own code without an AI sidekick.

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Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Other jobs: Work for 8 hours. Get home. Relax. Forget about work until the next day. Software Development: Don't code for one day after work and fall behind 12 years time.