Type Shit My Code Be Doing

bugs minecraft Rendering Unexpected behavior Build errors Game-dev Wrong-output

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Type Shit My Code Be Doing

debugging-memes, minecraft-memes, unexpected-behavior-memes, code-fails-memes, game-dev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your debugging session takes an unexpected turn and your code somehow ends up rendering a Minecraft scene instead of your application. That moment when you're expecting data visualization but get block visualization instead. The compiler took "build environment" a bit too literally.

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