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The absolute state of modern debugging: pumping your body with enough stimulants to power a small city, just to stare blankly at console.log('test') for half a workday. The face says it all—that thousand-yard stare of a developer who's transcended normal human consciousness and entered the mythical "debugging trance." The irony? After all that chemical enhancement, the bug was probably just a typo in an entirely different file. Worth it.

Content the face when you fix a bug and the whole program breaks

Content Web dev then Web dev now Drop text file via ftp, done Spend 10 minutes waiting for docker to make 1GB image, install 100500 deps and crash at runtime

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The ABSOLUTE HORROR of knowing exactly what's causing that production bug, but your senior dev refuses to believe you! 😱 There you are, SCREAMING internally while they waste three hours investigating every other possibility under the sun. Meanwhile, those multi-threading race conditions are LITERALLY dancing the macarena in your codebase, mocking your very existence! But heaven forbid you push too hard - suddenly YOU'RE the dramatic one! The sheer AUDACITY of having to sit there, watching the debugging equivalent of someone looking for their glasses WHILE WEARING THEM!

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