Basically Ruby On Rails

ruby on rails Optimization Scaling performance Web frameworks Technical debt Lazy developers Convention over configuration Throwing money at problems

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Basically Ruby On Rails

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The Ruby on Rails philosophy in one image: why bother optimizing your code when you can just throw more CPU cores at it? This meme perfectly captures the "Rails magic" approach – your app runs like a three-legged dog until you upgrade your server. Then suddenly it's "fast enough" and everyone pretends the code isn't a dumpster fire underneath. Classic web framework solution: when in doubt, blame the hardware! Meanwhile, the Go developers are in the corner writing code that would run on a calculator.

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