The Python Developer's Duality

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver Please remember, every bit of shitty code we all upload to GitHub helps throw off the ML bots trying to learn how to code just a little bit longer. Be sure to do your part in staving off Skynet. 1:57 am 17 Mar 20 TweetDeck v

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Content "the best way to learn a language is to speak to natives" the guy learning Python:

Content 1 hour here is 7 years on Earth Good, we will wait here for MS teams to show me the text file I opened

Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

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