The Python Developer's Duality

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The Python Developer's Duality

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Python developers love to brag about solving problems in three lines of code, but ask them to explain what from mysterious_module import black_magic actually does and suddenly they're having an existential crisis. It's the classic "I have no idea what this library does but Stack Overflow told me it works" syndrome. Who needs understanding when you have imports? Just copy, paste, and pray to the Python gods that the dependencies don't break in the next update!

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