Code superiority Memes

Developers love to brag about their favorite language having first-class functions like it's some revolutionary feature that makes them superior beings. Meanwhile, literally every modern programming language since the 90s: "Yeah, we have that too." JavaScript, Python, Rust, Go, even Java got with the program eventually. It's like being proud your car has wheels. Sure, functional programming is cool and all, but acting like your language invented the concept of passing functions around is peak programmer delusion. Newsflash: functions as values aren't a personality trait, they're just... standard equipment at this point.