The Ultimate Debugging Technique

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The Ultimate Debugging Technique

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The nuclear option to debugging: delete everything. Gilfoyle's nihilistic approach to software development is both terrifying and weirdly satisfying. Like that moment when you've spent 6 hours tracking down a bug and briefly consider setting fire to your entire codebase and changing careers.

It's the programming equivalent of solving a Rubik's cube by peeling off all the stickers. Technically correct? Yes. Professional solution? Absolutely not. But the cold, hard logic is undeniable – code that doesn't exist can't have bugs.

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