Priorities.exe Has Stopped Working

gaming Developer life Work-life balance Productivity Procrastination Priorities Automation Time management Motivation Focus

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1 month ago 71,502 views 0 shares

Priorities.exe Has Stopped Working

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The absolute state of our priorities. Can't be bothered to work for half an hour, but suddenly have the focus of a zen master when it comes to grinding a game for 8 hours straight just to get some cosmetic item that literally nobody else will notice. The same energy as spending 5 hours automating a 10-minute task or debugging that one weird CSS issue instead of finishing the actual feature. And we wonder why our project deadlines always seem so... flexible.

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