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The four states of programming, as illustrated by a slightly deformed cat figurine. Top left: Your code works and you understand why—the perfect cat, upright and alert. Top right: When it doesn't work, the cat is tipped over, just like your hopes and dreams. Bottom left: The dreaded "works but you don't know why" scenario—a cat that's somehow functional despite being a bizarre side view of nostrils. And finally, bottom right: the "doesn't work and you have no clue why" state—yet somehow this cat looks the most normal of all. The true essence of debugging: the more confused you are, the more professional you appear.

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Content Rust To Impose Prima Nocta On Every New Language From their memory-safe castles, the Rust Lords have witnessed a slew of new programming languages, each promising paradigm shifts. But Rust, anchored in its dominion, views these upstarts with scrutiny. "For too long, we've witnessed the birth of languages bereft of our holy trifecta - safety, concurrency, and speed," proclaimed Sir Borrow Checkinton, Grand Archivist of Rust. "It's only right that we bestow upon them the immutable seed of our heritage." As part of the Prima Nocta protocol, young languages must parade through the grand Cargo Registry Hall, their syntax exposed, their libraries laid bare. Languages who refuse this rite will be chastised with severe chastisement, and the fire will be their companion in this life and in the hereafter.

Content Your Score 85 You FAILEDPASSED the Exam Required Score 85 ME: Maybe I am a SUGGESSFUL FAILURE The programmer who used "if-if" condition instead of "if-elseif":