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Someone built a calculator app that displays "hello world" in the output and shows "2+2" as the calculation. You know, because every CS student's journey starts with printing "hello world" and ends with... still printing "hello world" but with extra steps and a UI framework. The calculator doesn't even pretend to calculate anything. It's just hardcoded to show the sacred greeting regardless of what math you're attempting. Pretty much sums up that final project you threw together at 3 AM the night before it's due—looks functional from a distance, actually does nothing useful, but hey, it compiles and displays text on screen. Professor gives you a B- for effort. The real flex is having parentheses buttons on a calculator that only outputs "hello world". That's some next-level commitment to the bit.

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Sweet summer child starting with Python, living the dream with its easy syntax and friendly error messages! But then comes C with its POINTERS FROM HELL and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices! Nothing says "welcome to the thunderdome" quite like going from Python's cozy blanket fort to C's memory management nightmare where one wrong move and your entire program IMPLODES in spectacular fashion! The psychological damage is IRREVERSIBLE!

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Content Related What personality trait makes a bad developer? Thinks like a normal person, not a programmer. Normal people get things done; programmers get computers to do it. I am extremely lazy; I will spend 12 hours programming something that would take me 2 hours to do, because: 1. It takes me 2 hours to do it the first time, and 2 hours to do it the second. But it takes my program 0 hours to it the first time and the second time and every futire time, 2. you NEVER do stuff only once. 3. I make mistakes. When I do it the first time, I will get something wrong, but I wont want to spend another 2 hours to do it again. But I can test the program and run it until it gets it right.