Job Security

Behold the absolute GENIUS of modern software development: why bother fixing bugs when you can just... add more? It's like a chef announcing "Tonight's special: I've added extra food poisoning for tomorrow!" This developer is out here playing 4D chess with their job security—can't get fired if you're the only one who knows where all the landmines are buried. The update note is so brutally honest it hurts. No corporate speak, no "performance improvements," just straight up admitting they're creating their own job insurance by weaponizing technical debt. Future you is gonna have SO much fun untangling this mess, and by "fun" I mean existential dread and therapy bills.