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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Security Analysts: Paid To Be Ignored

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9 days ago 78.5K views 0 shares
Security Analysts: Paid To Be Ignored
The security industry in a nutshell, folks. You hire "analysts" who confirm they're analysts, confirm they get paid to analyze, but when they actually find something—like a Log4j vulnerability that needs immediate patching—management's response is "Nah, P0 incident? That's an EOD problem." Nothing quite like hiring security experts only to ignore their expertise when it requires actual work. The classic corporate cycle: pay for security, ignore security recommendations, wonder why you got breached. Then blame the security team who warned you six months ago. For the uninitiated, Log4j was that delightful little vulnerability from 2021 that had security teams working through Christmas while executives were sipping eggnog and asking "can't we just deal with it after the holidays?"

The Three-Minute Victory Lap

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1 month ago 105.7K views 0 shares
The Three-Minute Victory Lap
The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

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