Eat, Survive, Cannot Reproduce

Content Expectation when you start learning how to program Reality can be whatever I want. When you actually try to do it I have been debugging... FOR 30 HOURS!!!

Content GOD, WHY IS QUANTUM MECHANICS SO WEIRD? IN ORDER TO MAKE A RAINBOW, YOU HAVE TO 'BREAK" LIGHT INTO WAVELENGTHS WHEN IT ENCOUNTERS A NEW MEDIUM. AFTER THE FLOOD I WANTED TO MAKE A RAINBOW FOR HIM IT'S NOAH'S FAULT. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT IF YOU WANT THAT YOU HAVE TO TWIDDLE WITH A BUNCH OF ASPECTS OF THE UNIVERSE, ADDING WEIRD STUFF LIKE PHOTON SUPERPOSITION AND PROBABILITY AMPLITUDES. BUT, EVERY TIME I FIXED ONE THING, SOMETHING ELSE SEEMED TO BREAK. SO. I KEPT CHANGING THINGS AND CHANGING THINGS AND THE SYSTEM GOT MORE AND MORE HACKY AS TIME WENT ON. FINALLY, IT GOT SO THAT EXPLAINS ALL FUNDAMENTALLY UGLY, OF PHYSICS AND I ADDED UNCERTAINTY WHAT VOU SAID TO SO NOBODY COULDI NOAH AFTER THE LOOK TOO CLOSE FLOOD. EXACTLY. 4.000 YEARS EARLIER NEVER AGAIN. smbc-comics.com ProarammerHumor.io

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

Content What language was RollerCoaster Tycoon programmed in? It's 99 written in 86 assemblermachine code (yes, really!), with a small amount of C code used to interface to MS Windows and Direct. IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT PROGRAMMING, THINK ABOUT RCT BEING WRITTEN BY ONE SINGLE GUY IN ASSEMBLY AND FEEL EVEN WORSE

Content My facebook suddenly split in half and this screen popped up with all these random cyber space options and it was like watching and assessing things s00000 weird? and talking about child... and children being forced WTF????? is this some sort of cyber police thing that my IP was accedently allowed to access so i could help stop child abuse on the net or am i going crazy???? has this happened to anyone else??? - (4) feeling confused. Like Comment Share 10 hours ago Console Inspector Debucger Stvie Editor Profiler O IS Security e Logging anker duralr 032-19:20.128 A Unknown pseudo-class or pseudo-element "-webkit-input-placeholder", Ruleset Sgnored due to bad selector 22:19:20.128 Unknown pseudo-class or oseudo clement 'ens input-placcholder', Ruleset ignored due to bad selector 22:21:37.103 u jefeZ13FH.35 48 u jefo213FH ess 51 bt 3d702y7.Js:47 39655563 360 YUl box for div element contained an inline son child. forcino all Ses children to be wrsooed in a bloc 22:23:17.983 A Error in parsing value for "left'. Declaration dropped. photo.pho 22:25:28.965 GET https:3-0-06-05h2.chennel.facebook.comput12channelap 100004713670425.10n1375clent10-2672074e6cb1k285.101em-16cop06rodemstreamSformatalson INTTP1.1.2001 ProgrammerHumor io

Content When you finally fix the bug and you end up with nothing to do for the rest of the day so alone DEVPUNS