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Remember when our biggest problem was just regular developers writing garbage code? Now we've got "vibe coders" who respond to code reviews with "but it passes the vibe check." The tech industry's eternal cycle: someone begs for readable code, and some rebel decides that's their cue to nest 17 ternary operators inside a one-liner that "just works." And they'll die on that hill. Future archaeologists will uncover our GitHub repos and conclude our civilization collapsed because nobody could maintain the authentication service written entirely in regex.

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Four years of computer science education vs. one Android kernel vulnerability that says "You are now a developer." The duality of modern tech! Somewhere, a CS professor is crying into their algorithms textbook while script kiddies are getting root access with zero knowledge of Big O notation. That security hole has been letting people "become developers" since 2014, and Google's probably still marking it as "will fix in next release" on their Jira board.