The fundamental laws of nature: eat, survive, reproduce. The fundamental laws of software: works in production, don't touch it again. Ever tried to recreate that weird bug that only happens in production but refuses to show up in your test environment? It's like trying to explain to your PM why something that worked yesterday suddenly doesn't—pure digital Darwinism. The code evolves to survive only in its native habitat, mocking our attempts to understand it. After 15 years of debugging, I've learned one truth: some bugs aren't meant to be reproduced, just documented with "fixed by unknown changes" and quietly closed.
Eat, Survive, Cannot Reproduce
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