The Impossible Has Happened

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The Impossible Has Happened

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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of the universe to let code compile perfectly on the first try! 😱 That moment when you write 2000 lines of code, hit compile with your eyes half-closed, bracing for the tsunami of red errors... and then... NOTHING?! SILENCE?! No errors? No warnings? Is this a glitch in the matrix?! The compiler is clearly plotting something sinister. Nobody—and I mean NOBODY—gets away with flawless compilation on the first attempt. It's basically the programming equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow while solving world hunger. Clearly the apocalypse is upon us! 💀

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