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THE GREAT NAMING CONVENTION SHOWDOWN! 🔥 Developers will literally start holy wars over these casing styles rather than fix actual bugs! You've got the elegant camelCase strutting around like it owns JavaScript, while snake_case slithers through Python code thinking it's sooo readable. And don't get me STARTED on SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE! It's just YELLING AT YOU for NO REASON! Meanwhile, kebab-case is just hanging out there like "hey guys, can I join your HTML attributes party?" PascalCase (aka UpperCamel) is basically camelCase's pretentious cousin who insists on capitalizing EVERYTHING important. The drama! The tension! The absolute TRAGEDY of spending three hours arguing about this in code reviews! 💀

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Content : Anonymous 011424(Sun)00:30:43 No.98435111 OK let's learn C make a new project in visual studio turns out thats not the correct way to do it because then it's not cross platform and i can't switch editors 280 KB JPG later start learning make, realize it's a clusterfuck of retardation but somehow copy paste something together that compiles turns out it's not the correct way to do it, the "modern" way is that you need to use premake to generate make files which then generate the visual studio solution :) ok let's write code.. wait, i have to write header files? you mean i have to have double the code for no reason other than the C build system being garbage? i want to parse a small json config file, it doesnt have to be performant. wait, how the fuck do i add libraries to my project? ok, so i have to add them and update them manually like a caveman or i have to do some git submoduling cancer, or i can use this package manager called conan that doesn't work half the time. run program - crashes that's fine it happens during development all the time let's read the helpful error message and fix what we did wrong "an error has occured" ProdrammerHumor.io

The perfect visualization of how product managers describe features vs. how engineers implement them. Left: "Just a simple cube, how hard could it be?" Right: The same damn cube with one unnecessary line that took 8 meetings, 3 design revisions, and somehow doubled the development timeline. The sci-fi concept art is just corporate speak for "we added a groove that serves no purpose but looks techy." This is why I drink coffee by the gallon.

When you ask a frontend dev to show their CSS and they hit you with a calligraphy lesson instead. This dude's code looks like it belongs in a museum, not a text editor. The irony of using fancy cursive font to write CSS that's supposed to style a website is just *chef's kiss*. It's like writing your grocery list in Shakespearean English. Sure, it technically works, but good luck debugging that masterpiece at 4:59 PM on a Friday when production is down.

Content Ian Grzesik jangrz What if fastly cannot figure out how to fix the issue because stackoverflow is down, and they cannot deploy the fix because they can't approve the hotfix PR on github? 4:06 PM - 08 Jun 21 Twitter Web App