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Welcome to the Ninety-Ninety Rule of programming, where the first 90% of the code takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of development like thinking you're almost done, only to discover that fixing one stupid button will consume your entire weekend, three energy drinks, and what remains of your sanity. The real initiation into programming isn't learning syntax—it's that moment when you realize every estimation you've ever made was a hilarious fantasy, and that hamburger button might as well be the final boss in a game you never agreed to play.

The classic "manually update copyright year" panic has finally been defeated! Instead of sweating bullets every January when you realize all your websites still say "© 2024," this galaxy-brain solution fetches the current year from an API. The weak doge is the traditional approach of hardcoding "2024" and crying when you forget to update it. Meanwhile, the buff doge represents the enlightened developer who wrote a fetch request to dynamically pull the current year. The irony? Creating an entire API call with promise chains and JSON parsing just to get a value that's available with new Date().getFullYear() . Talk about bringing a tactical nuke to a knife fight!

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Content Eric Nakagawa ericnakagawa Website idea: you input the year you graduated high school and the website generates a list of outdated "facts" and concepts you were taught in school that have since been disproven. 2:28 AM . 2020-12-07 Twitter Web App 2,016 Retweets 277 Quote Tweets 16.5K Likes

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Content How people reacts differently to a single word. "Bug" Tester Developer Manager