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Content Thread e Computer programming Kat Maddox ctrishifti me: why isn't this working? normal languages: you screwed up over here me: oh thanks me: why isn't this working? javascript: me: please i'm begging you javascript: E 9:40 AM Aug 18, 2020 Twitter Web App 350 Retweets and comments 2.1K Likes

Content verificationSpinner.end (true); await helpers. delay (2000); "Oh, why are you slowing down the program just so people have to stare at your checkmark?" Fuck you, I worked hard on getting that fucking checkmark to not be a piece of shit, and actually cancel properly when an error occured. I put blood, sweat, and tears into getting the Spinner class working, so I am going to leave it on the screen for people to see. I don't give a fuck if you think it's stupid, I will show my fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, you will stare at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, and you will be fucking happy that you stared at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds. Literally, criticize any other part of my program, and I will be open to understanding and disucssion. You can call it trash, junk, say it's inefficient garbage, say I'm a piece I of shit who can go die in a hole, and I'd be fine with that. But I swear, as soon as you come for my decison to show a checkmark for 2 seconds, I am throwing fucking hands.

Content Your Qualifications: 7 years of experience building services with .NET Core Understanding of microservice architectures Hands-on experience with modern JavaScript frameworks, such as Angular or React Expert knowledge of SQL and understanding of database principles Experience with Kafka or other messaging systems, cloud services, Docker, andor Kubernetes preferred Interpersonal skills and the ability to present to team members in a clear, articulate manner

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Content Extreme A Arrays start at 0 e.g: C Statically typed e.g: Rust snakecase variable names e.g: C Current object is self e.g: Rust One number type e.g: TypeScript Garbage-collected e.g: C Objects passed by value e.g: C Tiny standard library e.g: C Extreme B Compromise Arrays start at 1 e.g: Lua Dynamically typed eg: Python camelCase variable names e.g:java Current object is this e.g: C Separate integer and float types e.g: C Manual resource management e.g: C Objects passed by reference e.g: Python Giant standard library e.g: Python Arrays start at 0.5 Changing a variable's type requires calling .changeType () stretchyCamelCase Current obiect is seis "Separate" integer and float types (by name) but they behave the exact same Manually mark resources to be garbage collected Odd arguments by value, even arguments by reference Giant standard library, but it's full of niche stuff and has none of the commonly used stuff

Remember when we argued about text editors like they were sports teams? Now we're just watching AI companies slap version numbers on VS Code forks like they're NFTs. "My VS Code fork has more digits than yours" is the new "my dad can beat up your dad." Meanwhile, Emacs users are still configuring their first keystroke from 1976.