Root cause analysis Memes

You think you're clever finding that tiny bug, don't you? Meanwhile, the actual root cause is sitting in the shadows, bulking up and getting ready to destroy your weekend. Classic debugging trap: you chase the symptom (that cute little green bug) while the hulking monstrosity of technical debt lurks in your codebase, probably created by that one dev who left the company and took all knowledge with them. Nothing quite like that sinking feeling when you realize your quick fix just angered the real bug boss. Time to update the JIRA ticket from "quick fix" to "complete system rewrite."

You think you're hunting down a simple bug, but then you find the actual monster behind it. That tiny green bug wasn't the issue—it was just the symptom of the hulking Spring framework beast lurking in your codebase. Nothing says "I'm having a normal one" like realizing your quick fix just turned into a complete architecture overhaul. Happens every Tuesday.

The bell curve of debugging intelligence. At the bottom left and right, the simple souls with their "just reset it bro" approach—blissfully unaware but sometimes right. Meanwhile, the 34% crowd in the middle is sweating through Root Cause Analysis like it's their religion. They're writing 12-page documents about why the server hiccupped at 2:17 PM last Tuesday. Truth is, both the village idiot and the enlightened sage arrive at the same conclusion: turning it off and on again fixes 90% of problems. The difference? One spent 8 hours documenting the electron flow through the CPU first.