When I Tried To Cherry Pick Hotfix To Develop Branches

Content My code is working Let me refactor it 258 Bugs Found Dying inside

Content Users thinking it is Safe to use the app Me fixing bugs on Production

Content Me debugging My boss watching me add another random breakpoint

Content Devs holidays Birds coming back from migration: How's my favorite branch doing? The interns that force-pushed on his branch:

Ah yes, the four things that make grown developers cry. Toothpaste that can't go back in the tube, torn paper that can't be un-torn, scrambled eggs that can't be un-scrambled, and the dreaded git reset --hard HEAD~1 that just erased your entire afternoon's work because you forgot to commit. That last one hits different at 4:59 PM on a Friday. Nothing says "I'm in danger" quite like accidentally nuking your uncommitted changes. Pro tip: stash before you trash.

Three hours of debugging only to discover the cache was laughing at you the whole time. That moment when you're ready to either put your head through the monitor or use that gun on your codebase. The worst part? You've made this exact mistake six times before and swore it would never happen again. Hard to look smart when your career is being derailed by a browser refresh button.