The Four Horsemen Of Debugging Salvation

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The five stages of debugging grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally... reading the documentation. Nothing quite captures that moment of existential crisis when you realize you've spent three hours trying to fix something that could've been solved in five minutes if you'd just checked the manual first. The face says it all – that painful realization that you're not as clever as you thought, and the documentation writers were right all along. What's next, actually commenting your code?

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The classic "it's not you, it's me" breakup line gets a multithreaded makeover! Our poor developer thought throwing mutexes and closing channels would fix their relationship problems, but they missed the fundamental truth of concurrent programming: no amount of locks can protect you from emotional deadlocks. Meanwhile, their partner is contemplating switching to the "Hawk TUAH" - which is either some obscure programming framework or proof that even in bed, developers are thinking about optimizing performance. Spoiler alert: neither mutexes nor Hawk TUAH will save this relationship from its fatal exception.

The ergonomics experts can shove their fancy diagrams where the sun doesn't shine. After 15 years of hunching over code, I've evolved to my final form: laptop on chest, controller in hand, neck at an impossible angle that would make a chiropractor cry. Sure, my spine resembles a question mark now, but at least I can debug that production issue while horizontal. The real senior developer posture isn't standing desks—it's whatever position lets you code without getting out of bed. Work-life balance achieved.