When The Code Is A Mess But It's Working Anyway

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The stark contrast between how artists and programmers interact is painfully accurate. Artists dance around with false modesty while programmers just openly roast each other's code and nod in agreement. Nothing builds camaraderie in tech quite like mutual acknowledgment that your codebase is a dumpster fire. It's not self-deprecation if it's objectively true. The real programming interview question should be "how comfortable are you with someone calling your life's work 'the worst f***ing code they've ever seen' and you just replying 'yep, sounds about right'?"

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When you're too lazy to think of a proper variable name so you casually commit corporate espionage by feeding your entire proprietary codebase and confidential business data into ChatGPT. The risk-reward calculation here is absolutely flawless: potential prison sentence vs. not having to think about whether to call it "userData" or "userInfo". Worth it. Security teams everywhere are having heart palpitations while developers are just out here treating LLMs like their personal naming consultant. The best part? The variable probably ends up being called something generic like "data" anyway after all that risk.

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