The Eternal Developer Identity Crisis

Ah, the existential crisis of modern programming! That moment when GitHub Copilot is silently judging your spaghetti code while you spiral into imposter syndrome. Remember when we used to worry about Stack Overflow judging us? Now we've got AI watching our every keystroke, probably thinking "I could've done that in 2 milliseconds." Yet here we are, still employed despite our "junior skills" because someone needs to explain to management why the AI hallucinated an entire authentication system. Cherish these moments—soon we'll all just be prompt engineers for our robot overlords.

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Ah, the classic coding expectation vs. reality gap. You start learning to code thinking you'll be Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, bending reality to your will. Then three days later, you're just Loki, sprawled on the floor, having spent 30 straight hours hunting down a missing semicolon that crashed your entire project. Nobody warns you that "Hello World" is the last time your code will work on the first try.

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