Expectation vs. Reality: Coding Skills Edition

The Grim Reaper of programming trends is making his rounds! First, he slaughtered Visual Programming (drag-and-drop interfaces), then butchered No-Code platforms (the "anyone can code" fantasy), and now he's knocking on "Vibe Coding" – whatever the hell that is. Probably some AI-generated garbage where you just describe your mood and it spits out broken code. Meanwhile, actual programmers are just watching this parade of buzzwords die one by one. The industry keeps trying to "disrupt" us out of jobs, but can't even get past "Hello World" without a stack overflow and three existential crises. Spoiler alert: The next door is "Quantum Emotional Programming" where your code only works if you're feeling particularly anxious on a Tuesday.

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Content import random Generate a random string def generaterandomstring: Create a list of possible characters for the random string chars "abcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789! Choose a fixed length for the string stringlength 12 Generate the random string by choosing random characters from the list of possible characters randomstring - "" join(random. choice(chars) for i in range(stringlength)) return randomstring Check if the generated string says "Hello World! def checkhelloworld(string): return string "Hello World!" Print an explanation to the user print("This program generates random strings and checks if they say 'Hello World!'") print("It may take a while to find a string that says 'Hello World!'") Generate a random string and check if it says "Hello World!" If it doesn't, try again while True: randomstring generaterandom string() if checkhelloworld(randomstring) : print (randomstring) break

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The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."