Expectation vs. Reality: Coding Skills Edition

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this burn! 🔥 Full-stack developers are basically the theater kids of programming who proudly announce they can do EVERYTHING while secretly being mediocre at EVERYTHING. It's like claiming you're bilingual because you can say "hello" and "bathroom" in seven languages. The jack of all trades, master of absolutely none! That resume might say "full-stack" but what it really means is "I've watched tutorials for both React AND MongoDB." Diversifying your incompetence isn't a skill, honey!

Integer underflow is what happens when a number gets so small it wraps around to its maximum value. Like when you're so bad at something, you accidentally become a genius. This is basically the programmer version of failing so spectacularly that you circle back to success. Flunk kindergarten? No problem! Your education counter just rolled over from 0 to 4,294,967,295, and suddenly you've got more degrees than a thermometer factory. Next time your code crashes, just tell your boss it's not a bug—you're just taking the scenic route to success.

Python walks into the room declaring it's "the JavaScript of programming languages" and JavaScript's response is a simple, confused "what?" The audacity. The sheer delusion. Python really thought comparing itself to JavaScript was a compliment. Both languages are everywhere, sure—but that's where the similarities end. Python devs are over here doing data science and AI while JavaScript devs are fighting CSS for the millionth time. The confusion is justified.

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of web developers passionately debating C++ vs Rust while having ZERO experience with either! 😱 It's like watching someone argue about the best way to perform brain surgery after watching a 5-minute YouTube tutorial. "Well ACTUALLY, Rust's memory safety is superior" says the person whose entire coding experience is copying jQuery snippets from Stack Overflow. The philosophical debate rages on while their actual React app is still using 47 dependencies to center a div. Pure. Comedic. GENIUS.

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