The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The five stages of debugging grief, now available in t-shirt form! Every developer knows that emotional rollercoaster - from the initial "I can't fix this" despair to the existential crisis where you question your entire career choice. Then comes that dark moment when you wonder if you should've become a barista instead. But then... oh sweet relief! It was just a typo all along. Nothing like spending four hours of your life hunting down a missing semicolon to make you question your sanity. The best part? This cycle repeats approximately 17 times per day.

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