The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

Content JAVA -ArravindexOutOrBoundsException Line Number. Ctt Segmentation Fault (core dumped

OMG THE ABSOLUTE TRAUMA OF IT ALL! 😭 One microscopic comma in the wrong place and suddenly your beautiful code masterpiece transforms into an incomprehensible disaster! Your compiler throws a tantrum worthy of a toddler denied candy, spewing error messages in what might as well be ancient Sumerian. And the worst part? You'll spend THREE HOURS hunting down that missing semicolon only to find it was a comma all along! The literary world forgives typos, but programming languages? Those unforgiving syntax dictators will watch you BURN for daring to misplace a single punctuation mark! The sheer AUDACITY of computers to not just understand what we OBVIOUSLY meant!

Content You seem to be shaking the phone in frustration. Would you like to submit a bug report? RO DISABLE NO YES

Content webs IMPORT OS CUR PATH OS.GETCWD() IGNORE SET SET(" INIT "COUNT SOURCELINES.PY") PY", YEAH, HE'S A PARSER-TONGUE. I DIDN'T KNOW HARRY SPOKE PYTHON.

Content 6 STAGES OF DEBUGGING 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

SWEET MOTHER OF UNDEFINED VARIABLES! Is that a cake labeled "NaN"?! The HORROR! When your dessert encounters the same existential crisis as your JavaScript code! That cake isn't just not a number—it's a full-blown identity crisis wrapped in white chocolate! Somewhere, a programmer is having heart palpitations looking at this bakery display. The cake exists and doesn't exist simultaneously—it's Schrödinger's Dessert! And you thought debugging was hard? Try eating something that JavaScript doesn't even recognize as a valid quantity! Bon appétit...if you can figure out how many slices that is!