The Cache Strikes Again

The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

Content nooo! I have a lifespan of 20 million clicks, you can't haha stack overflow tabs burn through all of them close like brrrr just like that!

Content Exploit3d exploit3dguy 1. wake up 2. yell at code for not working for no fucking reason 3. attempt to fix 4. attempt failed 5. sleep

The first commit to the universe repo must have been wild. God out here using some divine command-line interface, typing "Let there be light" and the system just responds with "Ok, creating light..." like it's no big deal. No stack overflow questions, no dependency issues, no merge conflicts with other deities. Just pure, clean execution. Meanwhile, the rest of us need three StackOverflow tabs and a YouTube tutorial just to center a div. Seven days to create the world? That's the most unrealistic sprint timeline I've ever heard.

Content A vry minor bug report Me, been sleepless for 3 days Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! Tester No.

Content The software development process ican't fix this "crisis of confidence questions career questions life oh it was a typo, cool -iamdevloper funnytweeter.com