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The ancient art of software alchemy—transforming leaky pipes into decorative fountains! In the top panel, we see a horrified developer discovering water bursting from a pipe (labeled "Bug"). But in the bottom panel, that same leak has been gloriously rebranded as a majestic fountain (labeled "Feature").
This is basically the software development equivalent of saying "I meant to do that" after tripping in public. Can't fix that race condition? Congratulations, you've just invented "asynchronous result randomization." That memory leak? It's now "dynamic resource allocation exploration."
The product manager will never know the difference!
