Ok, I Guess...

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This is peak programmer problem-solving right here! The dev proudly announces their "really fast Rubik's cube solver" but the actual implementation is just a function that calls Reset(). It's the coding equivalent of solving a jigsaw puzzle by dumping all the pieces back in the box. Sure, technically the cube is no longer unsolved... because you've just reset it to its original state! This is the same energy as fixing bugs by turning the computer off and on again. Work smarter not harder, I guess?

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