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Turns out copying and pasting the same AI-generated cover letter 2,000 times doesn't trick the hiring algorithm after all! Who would've thought that recruiters might catch on to the generic "I'm passionate about leveraging synergies" template that reads like it was written by a bot having a stroke? The job market's already brutal enough without shooting yourself in the foot with ChatGPT's mediocre writing skills. The best part? These grads probably spent more time figuring out how to automate their applications than it would've taken to write 10 genuine ones that might've actually worked.

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Content People who read the documentation This shit is easy Normal people Why it no work?

The absolute TRAGEDY of being a JavaScript developer confronted with explaining Promises! 💀 When cornered and asked to explain how asynchronous operations actually work, even the bravest JS dev would rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate callback hell, .then() chains, and the mystical async/await sorcery. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" quickly transforms to "Actually... just end me now" when faced with explaining the cosmic horror that is JavaScript's Promise architecture. The surrender is REAL.

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