Sir, This Is A Blameless Culture

Software architecture System failure Outage Tech debt Blameless culture Postmortem Wendy's Team culture

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Sir, This Is A Blameless Culture

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Ah, the classic workplace philosophy lecture meets fast food indifference. White cat is over here dropping DevOps wisdom bombs about systemic failures and blameless postmortems while Wendy's cat couldn't care less about your technical debt manifesto.

It's that perfect moment when you're passionately explaining to your team why the production outage wasn't just Bob's fault, but rather a culmination of architectural decisions dating back to when dinosaurs roamed the codebase—and someone just wants to take your burger order.

Truly captures the existential crisis of trying to implement DevOps culture while the rest of the world is just trying to serve fries with that.

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