The Duality Of Software Engineering

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The Duality Of Software Engineering

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The metronome of developer conscience swings violently between best practices and pure chaos. Monday morning: "I'll architect this properly with clean interfaces and dependency injection." Friday at 4:55 PM: "This monstrosity works and I'm not touching it again." The eternal battle between the software engineer you aspire to be versus the code terrorist you become when deadlines loom. We've all written that 7000-line abomination while our CS degree silently weeps in the corner.

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