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One More Bug: The Eternal Lie
Debugging Agile Programming Testing
14 days ago 127.7K views 0 shares
One More Bug: The Eternal Lie
The legendary "one more bug" lie that's older than version control itself. Every developer knows that fixing "just one more bug" is like saying you'll have "just one potato chip." Fast forward 84 years and you're still knee-deep in spaghetti code, wondering where your youth went. The project manager is still optimistically putting "almost done" on the sprint report while the codebase has evolved into its own sentient entity with trust issues.

Test In Production: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging
2 months ago 101.6K views 0 shares
Test In Production: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Nothing says confidence like a guy with a Titanic badge testing directly in production. Because why bother with staging environments when you can just roll the dice with real customer data? The irony is just *chef's kiss* - the Titanic wasn't exactly known for its successful deployment. This is basically the "hold my beer" of software development. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this mindset sink more careers than that iceberg sank passengers.

Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg
Windows Security Microsoft Programming
2 months ago 124.2K views 0 shares
Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg
Microsoft's email about Windows 10 end-of-support is basically the corporate equivalent of the Titanic's band playing while the ship sinks. "Your PC will continue to work, but support will be discontinued" is tech speak for "enjoy your future security vulnerabilities, we'll be over here selling Windows 11." The meme perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your perfectly functional OS is being marched toward the digital graveyard while Microsoft plays a somber farewell tune. At least they're giving us 6 months to rearrange the deck chairs.