Please Believe Me, It Worked Yesterday

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Please Believe Me, It Worked Yesterday

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That desperate look when your code suddenly stops working and you're frantically trying to convince your team it was literally running fine yesterday. No git commit to back you up. No screenshots. Just your increasingly unhinged testimony and the growing suspicion that you're either hallucinating or lying. The digital equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" but with more existential dread and caffeine.

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