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One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan

Debugging Webdev Javascript Programming

15 hours ago 50.7K views 0 shares

One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan

Started coding a JavaScript project with the brilliant fitness hack of doing one pushup per error. Six months and 47,283 pushups later, I've got biceps bigger than my ego and a codebase that's still broken. The only thing more ripped than my physique is my will to live. Turns out my terrible code was secretly just an elaborate workout plan all along.

Best I Can Do Is Walk

Programming Debugging Testing

2 months ago 80.8K views 0 shares

Best I Can Do Is Walk

Ah, the classic developer self-burn. When your code refuses to run, so you decide to go for a run yourself... only to discover your cardiovascular system has the same compilation errors as your project. Nothing like realizing your physical fitness is just as deprecated as your programming skills. At least your code has a valid excuse—it was written by you. What's your body's excuse after years of "I'll exercise tomorrow" commits that never got pushed?