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HONEY, PLEASE! The expectations vs. reality of programming is the most dramatic betrayal since my coffee promised to wake me up but didn't! 💅 Everyone thinks we're these mysterious hackers in hoodies, typing at lightning speed with perfect precision. Meanwhile, the ACTUAL truth is us staring at the screen with the emotional depth of a confused child trying to solve quantum physics after eating glue. That look of existential dread isn't because we're contemplating complex algorithms - it's because we've spent 4 HOURS trying to find a missing semicolon! THE AUDACITY of programming languages to break over punctuation!

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

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