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Content ThIs Bob LIOUX process 15 Bob Like any process, Bob has his threads, with whom he shares context, memories and love. IGTE, And like all processes, inevitably sometime he will be killed. When we gracefully kill a process with a soft SIGTERM. Sysad min ...we give him the chance to far vin ns kids about it. So, the kids finish the tasks and sau aoodbye to each other That's a process life! On the other hand, when we brutally kIll a process with a SIGKILL, we orevont then from finishing their job and sau goodbye 31GKIL and this CAPI DAD I SysAdmin So please, DON'T use SIGKILL. Give the kids the chance to leave the kernel in peace. Dad. where are JoU? Dad. where going? Be nice. Proat

Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of game publishers expecting us to throw our money at unfinished products! 💸 First they're like "Hey, pre-order this game that's basically just concept art and promises!" Then they hit you with the silent treatment when you say no. But WAIT! Suddenly they're back, BEGGING you to buy their stupid in-game currency with the world's most pathetic discount! 😱 It's the digital equivalent of a car salesman following you to your car with increasingly desperate offers. The gaming industry has literally turned into that clingy ex who just won't take a hint! And we're all just standing there with our wallets clutched to our chests, traumatized by years of buggy day-one releases.

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When the PM says "make sure your documentation is thorough," and you take it literally. Nothing says developer energy like documenting the painfully obvious while completely ignoring the complex parts of your codebase. "How to use this API? Figure it out yourself. How to open a pizza box? Let me write you a dissertation." Ten years in the industry and I've yet to see documentation that isn't either stating the absolute obvious or so cryptic it might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The middle ground simply doesn't exist in our universe.