Workout Memes

Started coding a JavaScript project with the brilliant fitness hack of doing one pushup per error. Six months and 47,283 pushups later, I've got biceps bigger than my ego and a codebase that's still broken. The only thing more ripped than my physique is my will to live. Turns out my terrible code was secretly just an elaborate workout plan all along.

The ultimate developer fitness plan doesn't exi— Imagine turning your coding incompetence into physical excellence. One pushup per error? Six months later you're basically a Greek god while your code is still a dumpster fire. The best part? The more terrible you are at programming, the better your gains. Finally, a workout routine that rewards failure! Junior devs would be bench pressing cars while senior devs remain scrawny because they actually know what they're doing. The ultimate irony of software development.