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Jacked By JavaScript
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
15 days ago 162.4K views 0 shares
Jacked By JavaScript
JavaScript developers dealing with so many bugs they've evolved into superhuman debugging machines. When your code is 90% workarounds and 10% actual features, you either cry or get absolutely ripped from carrying the technical debt. No wonder the guy can't afford a shirt – spent all his money on protein and Stack Overflow premium.

One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan
Debugging Webdev Javascript Programming
4 months ago 123.1K views 0 shares
One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan
Started coding a JavaScript project with the brilliant fitness hack of doing one pushup per error. Six months and 47,283 pushups later, I've got biceps bigger than my ego and a codebase that's still broken. The only thing more ripped than my physique is my will to live. Turns out my terrible code was secretly just an elaborate workout plan all along.

The Debugging Fitness Plan
Debugging Webdev Programming Testing
6 months ago 140.9K views 0 shares
The Debugging Fitness Plan
The ultimate developer fitness plan doesn't exi— Imagine turning your coding incompetence into physical excellence. One pushup per error? Six months later you're basically a Greek god while your code is still a dumpster fire. The best part? The more terrible you are at programming, the better your gains. Finally, a workout routine that rewards failure! Junior devs would be bench pressing cars while senior devs remain scrawny because they actually know what they're doing. The ultimate irony of software development.