One More Bug: The 84-Year Debug Cycle

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One More Bug: The 84-Year Debug Cycle

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The infamous "just one more bug" lie that's haunted relationships since the first compiler error. Young dev you promises dinner at 7, but old dev you is still debugging the same issue at midnight... 84 years later. The only thing that ages faster than Rose from Titanic is your codebase when you say "this will be quick." That "one more bug" is like the final boss in a video game that keeps spawning minions. Fix one issue, three more appear – it's basically hydra-driven development.

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