Summoners

Turns out programming and demon summoning have more in common than we thought. Both require you to speak arcane languages nobody really understands, mess up one semicolon (or pentagram line) and you're debugging for hours, and there's definitely a lot of yelling at invisible forces that refuse to do what you want.

The best part? Programmers don't even get candles. We just sit in the dark with our blue light screens, sacrificing our sleep and sanity to the gods of Stack Overflow, hoping our code doesn't summon a production bug instead of the feature we wanted.

At least demon summoners have cool robes. We just have hoodies and imposter syndrome.