Not For The Faint Of Heart

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Not For The Faint Of Heart

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This meme perfectly captures the sheer terror of debugging in production. Just like this madman fixing an airplane engine while it's flying, developers often find themselves frantically patching critical bugs on live systems that can't be taken down. One wrong move and the whole thing crashes spectacularly! The difference? The plane mechanic only risks his life once, while developers experience this heart-stopping anxiety multiple times per sprint. And management still wonders why we need more coffee.

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