Not For The Faint Of Heart

Ah, C++ error messages - where the compiler turns into a cryptic pawn shop owner saying "Best I can do is confuse you." When you ask where the problem is in your code, C++ hands you a 47-line template instantiation error pointing to a library file you've never touched, with helpful gems like "no known conversion from 'const int' to 'int&&'" in a function called by a function called by a function you wrote. Ten years of experience and I still stare at these errors like I'm trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated octopus.

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Writing incomprehensible code isn't a bug—it's a feature. That senior dev who writes cryptic one-liners with zero comments? They're not sloppy; they're building their legend. Nothing says job security like being the only one who can decipher your own arcane syntax. Sure, your code review might be a disaster, but at least they'll remember your name when the production server catches fire at 3 AM and you're the only one who can fix it. Infamous is still famous in git blame.

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