Me If Bugs Didn't Exist

Me If Bugs Didn't Exist
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Blissfully rolling through meadows, arms spread wide, living your best life. That's the fantasy. Reality is debugging a null pointer exception at 3 AM because someone thought it was fine to skip input validation.

Without bugs, we'd all be frolicking in fields of flowers instead of fields of try-catch blocks. Our Jira boards would be empty. Stack Overflow would just be a theoretical physics problem. QA teams would be out of jobs. We'd ship on Fridays without fear.

But here we are, face-down in the grass of production incidents, because somewhere, somehow, a semicolon went missing or someone decided integers can definitely hold infinity.

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