Madness Or Brilliance

THE AUDACITY! This code is checking if a user is NOT null, then returning the user... but if the user IS null, it returns null?! WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?! 💀 It's like putting on a raincoat during a thunderstorm then immediately jumping into a swimming pool. The entire if-statement is so gloriously redundant it deserves its own monument in the Hall of Fame of Unnecessary Code. This is what happens when you're paid by the line instead of functionality. Chef's kiss of inefficiency! Just write return user and call it a day, PLEASE!

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The monster labeled "POINTERS" terrifying SpongeBob is the perfect metaphor for the existential dread they cause. Meanwhile, the smug SpongeBob represents C/C++ developers who've danced with these memory demons for years, looking down on newbies who've only known the comfort of garbage collection. Nothing says "I've seen things" like manually managing memory and casually dereferencing NULL pointers before breakfast. It's like watching someone panic about a spider while you're holding a tarantula.

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