Looks Like Another Bug Hunt

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution it works and lunderstand it We need to rewrite it it works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquit ESCIESCJC I don't know how to quit vi

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I see we've discovered the elusive "filterception" in the wild. Some brilliant mind decided to filter the filters with a filter that filters filters. And they even helpfully commented "// filter" at the end – you know, in case the five other instances of "filter" weren't clear enough. This is the coding equivalent of saying "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" and expecting it to make sense. Somewhere, a code reviewer is staring at their screen, questioning their career choices.

The AI assistant claims to speak "any language" but immediately crashes on the simplest JSON parsing task. Classic JavaScript moment! The bot's confident "You can speak to me in any language" intro followed by the pathetic "parkings_json is not a JSON array" error is the digital equivalent of someone claiming they're fluent in 12 languages but then struggling to order a coffee. The irony is delicious - AI can supposedly handle natural language from humans worldwide but fails at its own native language: properly formatted data structures. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

Oh the BETRAYAL! The blue character is proudly showing off JavaScript as their favorite language, only to be EXPOSED for the chaotic monster it truly is! JavaScript's infamous string concatenation turns "11" + 1 into "111" (because strings eat numbers for breakfast), but then has the AUDACITY to make "11" - 1 equal 10 (suddenly remembering it can do math). The white character's dead-inside expression says it all—we've been living this type coercion nightmare since 1995! The gremlin peeking from the JavaScript box is the language's true form—a chaotic gremlin that LIVES to confuse developers with its inconsistent type handling. It's not a bug, it's a "feature"! 💀