Aggressively Wrong

management Software engineering Technical debt Dunning-kruger Overconfidence Legacy-systems Enterprise software Reality check Database migration System replacement

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Aggressively Wrong

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The classic battle between management fantasy and engineering reality. First guy thinks one "rockstar" database wizard can replace a legacy system for just $1M. Second guy delivers the brutal reality check with a step-by-step breakdown that screams "I've actually done this before and still have the trauma to prove it." Nothing like watching someone confidently propose a weekend project for what's actually 3 years of migration hell, integration nightmares, and legacy data that makes archaeologists look lazy. The confidence-to-competence ratio is just *chef's kiss*.

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