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Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head. The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient . Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" 🤔

Content Avloren 13 hr. ago Every project, even the ones you code solo, has at least three devs: past you, present you, and future you. And past you was an idiot. 184 Reply Share merlinblack 12 hr. ago present me is pretty dumb too 4 74 Reply Share JackSpyder 12 hr. ago Yeah that guy is the worst to work with. Reply Share sad bug killer 11 hr. ago Nah, present me can be reasoned with if I catch him doing something stupid Past me, on the other hand, is a lazy incompetent prick that left long ago and took all his tiny knowledge with him 4 22 3 Reply Share JackSpyder 11 hr. ago Yeah and future you is like super smart skd clever and can easily figure this out by reading this code so no real need for docs or comments.

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