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Nothing quite compares to that first database deadlock. Not your graduation. Not your wedding. Just you, two transactions holding locks on each other, and the sudden realization that your carefully crafted SQL is now participating in a Mexican standoff. You'll Google furiously, discover isolation levels exist, add some retry logic, and emerge victorious. Your spouse will ask why you're so excited about fixing a bug at 2 PM on a Tuesday. They wouldn't understand. That deadlock changed you.

Content Microsoft Support - 34818384 widget.rave.office.netchat?partnerSupportCentralrequestid Microsoft Support English May I ask for 7-10 minutes to check? lya Beatriz January 26, 2023, 7:46 pm Sure. David January 26, 2023, 7:46 pm Any luck? David January 26, 2023, 8:03 pm Hello? David January 26, 2023, 8:05 pm It's been 20 minutes now. Do you intend to come back? David January 26, 2023, 8:06 pm Hello David! Apologies for not being able to get back right away. I have been running technical diagnostics on your account and is unable to respond to chat. lya Beatriz January 26, 2023, 8:47 pm I'M SORRY, YOU FUCKIN' WHAT WHEN? As I check in here, it seems that your account is Dehydrated so we have to process the rehydration of your account. Iya Beatriz January 26, 2023, 8:48 pm Afterwards, it needs 24 hrs to fully sync in. By then, we can try assigning your licenses to check if the error message still occurs or it resolves the concern lya Beatriz January 26, 2023, 8:48 pm This issue is still a problem. It's been four days now. I can't add users to my account. David January 30, 2023, 3:46 pm Hello? David January 30, 2023, 3:49 pm

Day 1 of "vibe coding" and someone already forgot to check if unique constraints are actually necessary. The age field is treating itself like a primary key when it absolutely shouldn't be. Unless you're building a Highlander-themed app where there can be only one 17-year-old in existence, you might want to rethink your database schema. Plot twist: somewhere in production, there's a UNIQUE constraint on the age column, and nobody questioned it during code review. The database is literally saying "sorry kid, position's already filled" to every other teenager trying to sign up. Imagine being the second 17-year-old trying to create an account and getting rejected because someone else had the audacity to be born in the same year as you. Pro tip: Age is not a unique identifier. Neither is "John" or "password123" or your favorite color. Save yourself the embarrassment and use an actual ID field.

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