Im Gonna Get A Lot Of Hate For This

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Im Gonna Get A Lot Of Hate For This

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Programmers in the past Writes code without StackOverflow and AI Creates a whole game on Assembly Fixes memory leaks using pointers Programmers now Writes code for the Moon landing BY HAND Googles "how to center div 2025* ChatGPT please fix the syntax error Can't exit Vim Fixes one bug, creates 3 new ones

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