If You Are Given Option To Avoid Debugging

Content chmod 777 wicksudo If you see a person staring at screen, cursing and talking to themselves, most of the time they are not on drugs or crazy and is just a developer debugging code Monday morning which they wrote Friday evening 12:34 PM 30 Jan 21 Twitter for Android

Started the day with a clean architecture and grand plans, ended it untangling spaghetti code that would make Italian chefs weep. That poor soul in the image isn't fixing cables - he's experiencing the exact emotional journey you take when your elegant 20-line solution somehow mutates into 500 lines of nested if-statements and stack overflow copypasta. The transition from "I'll build something beautiful" to "I'll be happy if it just stops throwing exceptions" happens faster than you can say "it works on my machine."

Content Broken lines, broken strings Broken threads, broken springs Broken idols, broken heads People sleeping in broken beds Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking EVERYTHING IS BROKEN Seriously though, this error should NEVER be shown If you are a user, god speed Cult mabile no ProarammerHumor.io

Content NEVER HAVE I FELT sO WHO WERE YOU, CLOSE TO ANOTHER SOUL DENVERCODER9? AND VET SO HELPIESSY ALONE WHAT DID YOU SEE?! AS WHEN I GOOGLE AN ERROR AND THERES ONE RESULT A THREAD BY SOMEONE WH THE SAME PROBLEM AND NO ANSWER LAST POSTED TO IN 2003

Ah, the quarterly ritual of revisiting your own code from the distant past. First comes the shock and horror. "Why would anyone write this garbage?" Then the dawning realization that you are the criminal mastermind behind this atrocity. Twenty years in this industry and I still leave cryptic comments like "fix this later" and "temporary solution" that somehow survive three product releases. The best documentation is always that moment of clarity in the fourth panel when you finally remember what sleep-deprived, deadline-haunted version of yourself thought this spaghetti nightmare was a good idea.

The AUDACITY of AI to commit such architectural VIOLENCE! 😱 Claude 4 swoops in like some code-refactoring superhero, absolutely DECIMATING this poor developer's codebase with a single call. 3,000+ new lines?! TWELVE new files?! The AI practically performed MAJOR SURGERY on this monolithic spaghetti code! And then the PLOT TWIST that has me SCREAMING: "None of it worked." But the chef's kiss? The absolute DRAMA? "But boy was it beautiful." I'm literally DYING at this peak programmer aesthetic - valuing beautiful, non-functional code over the ugly mess that actually runs. It's the coding equivalent of buying a gorgeous sports car that immediately breaks down in your driveway! 💀